Posted on 14 May 2012
When I joined the Daily Titan staff in January 2011, I began writing this column more for therapeutic reasons rather than out of the enjoyment of actually getting my work out in print. I had spent five years hoping and wishing on that big bright star that my friend Aaron would finally realize we were [...]
Posted on 10 May 2012
If there’s anyone on this earth that I am insanely envious of, it’s Louisa and her husband Adam. As far as I’m concerned, they have the best sex out of any couple I know. In high school, Louisa, a sweet, classy girl with a strong Christian upbringing, swore up and down to me that her [...]
Posted on 07 May 2012
Microwave, let us not mince words. You’ve always been there for me when I needed you. While our relationship hasn’t been without its speed bumps — a Hot Pocket that was not quite thawed here and there — I think the feeling between us is mutual. Wavey, will you marry me? Now, you may be [...]
Posted on 03 May 2012
If you’re a writer, you may very well back me up when I say that sometimes your best work comes from writing about first-time experiences. But when you’re the author of a column like this and only have energy for half-assed brainstorming, your options seem to narrow down to either Internet dating or anal sex. [...]
Posted on 25 April 2012
Moving in with the significant other in your life can be a big step that can make or break the relationship. Not only are two people committing themselves to their relationship by moving in together, they are also bringing something else to the table: The ability to see if the relationship can survive for better [...]
Posted on 17 April 2012
A little romance is mandatory in any committed relationship. But sometimes being the third wheel at private soirees and seeing the said relationship from an outsider’s perspective has led me to believe the cliche that there can definitely be too much of a good thing rings true. Case No. 1: My co-worker Ethan is dating [...]
Posted on 11 April 2012
No matter where she goes, her fellow peers stare and start to whisper behind her back, “That’s the girl.” It is not only her former classmates and Modesto, Calif. community hurling insults and criticisms, but people from all over the country are talking about her. “What was she thinking?” and “How could she? That is [...]
Posted on 05 April 2012
What would all the single ladies do if I told you there were four million more women than men in this country as of 2010? I would hope that action would be to shout from the highest rooftop in the city that you don’t give a damn. Or maybe instead you’ll just develop an outrageous [...]