Imagine a world where you go to the supermarket and the dairy aisle is no longer filled with Lucerne and Horizon Organic - It's stocked with Sienna Miller milk and Brooke Shields butter. And you don't brag about cruising around in your new Mercedes Benz. Instead, you show off your state of the art Chris Brown coupe.

When we were kids, we never feared suspensions from school. After all, three days of forced absence from class seems like less of a punishment and more like a vacation. So please excuse our skepticism over the recent suspension of Soren Dayton, a John McCain staffer who sent out a racially charged attack video against Obama.